Freakcidents
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| Author(s) | Michael A. Arnzen |
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| Subtitle | A Surrealist Sideshow |
| Publisher | Shocklines Press |
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Thirty disturbing—and perversely hilarious—poems of mutancy by Michael Arnzen, the Bram Stoker Award-Winning author of Grave Markings, generously illustrated with the bizarre imaginings of GAK. If you dare to peek inside this twisted tent, you’ll find such freaks, mutants, morons and sideshow splattractions as:
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Thirty disturbing—and perversely hilarious—poems of mutancy by Michael Arnzen, the Bram Stoker Award-Winning author of Grave Markings, generously illustrated with the bizarre imaginings of GAK. If you dare to peek inside this twisted tent, you’ll find such freaks, mutants, morons and sideshow splattractions as:
- Umbilicile
- The Scab
- Genetic Defect Jennie
- Test Tube Tommy
- Soft Spot Sally
- Mutant Marcus
- The Conjoined Triplets
- Triple Face
- The Hairy Baby
- Spiderboy
- Girl Abandoned at Birth Raised by Rattlesnakes
- Siamese Blood Brothers
- Needle Baby
- Woman Gives Birth to Full Grown Man
- Boy’s Heart is on the Outside of His Body
- Born Every Minute
- Werecat Wally
- Mad Head
- Polka Clots
- A Personal Computer
- Stripper
- Freakshow Breakup
- Freaky Deak’s Splatfall
- Upon Suicidal Tendencies Among Sword-Swallowing Shellfish-Eating Circus Freaks
- Claw Head
- Venting Frustrations
- The Incredible Edible Fred
- Smoker
- The Creep with No Head
- Inside The Man With No Eyelids

